Puswhisperer I and II

who then proceeds to throw open the window and call out to the ghost

and now estranged exes

the little goat was happily running from one end of the house to the other

The Colour of Magic (Discworld, Book 1) Travel Tips Puswhisperer I and IIThe first novel of the Discworld series. On a world supported on the back of a giant turtle, a wickedly eccentric expedition sets out. Theres Rincewind, an avaricious but inept wizard, Twoflower, a naive tourist whose murderous luggage moves on hundreds of little legs, dragons who only exist if you believe in them, and of course, the Edge of the Discworld, and its circumference. . . Pratchett is very good indeed Standard