The Chivery’s I Smell Children tee

Introducing the second iteration of our Chris Farley coin

it's going to be a long

I'm only here to pet dogs

Captain Awesome Tonal Tee Beerfest The Chivery’s I Smell ChildrenOur former Captain Awesome T shirt did so well, we brought it back in this super soldier tonal tee. It's sort of like when your favorite superhero wears his throwback gear. The long lost cousin of Captain Awesome Original was actually his evil twin, becoming a super soldier years ago when he was bit by a radioactive ostrich. Now, the only thing Captain Awesome's bulletproof ostrich centered shield is this Captain Awesome's bulletproof ostrich centered