or flex-worthy moments

Material: Soft polyester/cotton blend

🚫 No Bleach Zone: Skip the harsh chemicals

This isn’t a dress shirt

Custom - Have Your People Call My People - Removable Patch Hats or flex-worthy momentsCustom Patch Have Your People Call My PeopleWhether you're a social pup, a wandering human, or just someone who likes to look important, this patch says, Talk to my assistant. Even if your assistant is just your grandma. Great for dogs who network at the dog park. Even better for people who ghost after brunch. Custom bottom line fits up to 15 characters, so drop a phone number, pager code (hello 90s), or your exs number if you're feeling chaotic.