Will they rub against you and purr or try to rip your face off

On the small plates

75" (35 cm) in diameter—porcelain serving plate to show off provocative appetizers

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Things Could Be Worse Tray Item:Rectangular Blue Tray Will they rub against youA serving tray made from birchwood coated with melamine, decorated with our Things Could Be Worse pattern. We call it Things Could Be Worse because it includes reminders that, no matter how poorly your day is going, things could be worse. You could also be plagued by pterodactyls, pursued by rogue robots, pestered by zombie poodles. Find more Things Could Be Worse items here.